Quote of the month

Wow for once I'm actually on time!

Initially I wanted to post something from Nietzsche (ironically, the quote ended up there anyway purely by accident). But then I felt the need to share a bit from a person who is very dear to me and who has shared her existence with me for the past 3 years, with who I've been through the happy, crazy moments as well as the suffering of exams and the frustration of being a student. This goes to Thea! Iubire o sa-mi fie dor de tine si de umorul tau. These are a few quotes from her Facebook page and also some of her own words that I got first hand.



He who has a WHY can deal with any HOW.

Nietzsche

When you need a helping hand, look at the end of your arm!

Pour la carotte, le lapin est la parfaite incarnation du Mal.

Robert Sheckley

Intellectuals today are "like blind men discoursing of colours".

Il faut allier le pessimisme de l'intelligence à l'optimisme de la volonté.

Romain Rolland

Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little just to be funny.

‎Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.

Helen Keller

Crazy people are the most happy and funny ones.

Stress, as everybody knows, is the ratio between the force and the cross-sectional area.

Lots of green physics and chem problems sitting on a wall, lots of green problems sitting on a wall; and if one green problem should accidently be solved...

In some situations, it's stupid to hope, but if it makes you happy... why not?

Un rêve transformé en réalité, c'est un autre rêve.

The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Day by day, what you do is who you become.

Daca, dupa multi ani, te decizi si arunci ceva ce nu ai folosit demult... Nu vor trece nici trei zile si vei avea absoluta si urgenta nevoie exact de acel obiect! (Legea samibagpiciorul)

Mereu sunt doua filme bune pe doua programe diferite la televizor... dar mereu la aceasi ora. (Legea isibatjocdenoi)

Orice corp omenesc scufundat intr-o vana facand o baie relaxanta cu spuma face sa sune telefonul! (Legea cinedracusunaloraasta)

Hi my name is Bond... Covalent Bond!

Why do bears dissolve in water? Because they're polar.

Ce fac 5 Olteni intr-o barca sparta?
- Mai fac o gaura sa iasa apa.

Cum se numeste penitenciarul de maxima securitate din Craiova?
- AlcaPraz...

Un ungur, un francez, un american si un roman mergeau cu vaporul. La un moment dat vaporul se scufunda si unul dintre ei spune:
-Ba io m-arunc, zice americanu....LONG LIVE AMERICA!! Si sare....
Sare si francezul....VIVE LA FRANCE!! Si se arunca..
Sare si romanul....TRAIASCA ROMANIA!! Si il impinge pe ungur in apa....

Banc cu terorist:

Salutam cu rezbect, jefu.
Aderizat laRomania cu bomba la valiza ascuns, dragutz fara broblem control la aerobort. Pastrat dolar american blestemat, bentru construit aigea bomba, dat jumadate la taxi, jumate furat tigan din buzunar.
Indalnit frate Ahmed, batron magazin, ajudat la mine. Discutat cu el la cafenea plan bomba, consumat egler broaspat, intoxicat cu zalmonel, noi ajuns la sbital, doctor roman durut la cur.
Jefu, gu bomba praf antrax nu putut facut la Romania , deci ingercat plan bomba cu bum-bum...!
Mutat apartament frate Ahmed, adus mult frumos aminde de tara mia, fara apa la robinet. Urmarit emiziune explozia camion.
Urmarit emiziune explozia camion azotat, facut frica la mine. Astia romani are tupeu nu gluma! Trebuie recrutati, jefu! Bomba cu azotat mare efect aveam...
Inderesat pilotat avion bentru lovit gladire la roman. Vazut delevizor, aparat zbor MIG brabusit singur in ogor la taran, plus roman stricat singur gladire, adormit beat, tigara abrinsa, murit soacra, facut chef mare la ei...
Draga Jefu, gineva furat la mine gas pastrat bentru bus la bomba, iar azeara, gind iesit cumbarat baclava, exblodat budelie la barter.Aicia la Romania , mult cretin! Zbierat, zguibat la sin, cacat be mine de frica!
Jefu, ma indorg acasa! Asta romani nu are nevoie de terorism, face singur treaba noastra.

Bula in armata.
- Bula, ce este patria?
- Nu stiu.
- Esti prost. Vasile ce este patria?
- Patria este mama mea.
- Corect. Bula ce este patria?
- Patria este mama lui Vasile.
- Idiotule, patria este si mama ta, ai inteles?
- Inteles.
- Ce ai inteles?
- Ca sunt frate cu Vasile.


Pure Thea:

In teorie, intr-o bucatarie ar trebui sa ai o singura bucatareasa si cativa sclavi.

O sa murim!

Miroase a menta.

5 piases ma fille!

Balita, Balita, Balita!

CE??!!!

O sa reflechisez asupra acestui fapt.

Hai sa-ti povestesc planul meu de tonerre.

Pregatiti-va sa fiti umiliti!

Merdouille...

Ra ra, ra ra ra

O baba batrana cu braul de lana